For some reason this complete takedown of Megan Fox pleases me to no end. I can’t say I have any personal investment in the definition or logic of being bisexual beyond a value for intelligence, but I am incredibly annoyed at how this “walking piece of pornography” has grabbed herself a career based solely on a willingness to be provocative in the most immature ways possible. I’m pretty sure I’ve only seen her in the godawful Transformers film (you’ll seriously have to pay me money to even Netflix the second one) but I feel totally overexposed to her stupid antics anyway. Hopefully it’s only a matter of months and not years until her inevitable slide into being the next Lindsay Lohan. The less we see of her and the less stupid shit that comes out of her mouth, the better. I suppose I also hate the dumbfuck public that’s made her the flavor-of-the-week.
Blech. I’m not even going to feed her image-based career with a picture for this post.
